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he richer you get, the more expensive happiness become
I morry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???
I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.
When Some One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason ?? ?? _!_
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the
People sayme bad…..but trust me I am the worst.
The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
Born to Express not Impress
Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Fall in love not in line.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.
I want the passion to loving me forever.
If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.
Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever!
People are more what they hide than what they show
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. …..
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. ……..(Relationship status)
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic......
When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason ?? ?? _!_
Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. …..
‘Black Friday Bowling’ Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!
sometimes there is this moment when you feel like talking to someone….but you see around to find no one except your shadow….!!
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
There is no finish line so love the journey.
Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
“”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
